Ask not what your team can do for you, ask what you can do for your team. It is players with this team first mentality that we are looking for to be part of the first squad on the moon. That's right folks I said we're putting a team on the moon right now I need. The first team on the moon will play with the first man on the moon landed in the Sea of Tranquility and they will be named after the shuttle that took them to the surface of the Moon. National simulation Football League fans please welcome the the Tranquility Eagles. Now people often like to mention the advantage that the Colorado Yeti have but playing home games and training and practicing at that high altitude but that pales in comparison to the advantages home team would get on the motherfuking moon. Imagine the amazing leaping diving catches better receiver could make in zero gravity. We are bringing football and Humanity two entirely New Heights. We will be playing football with the gods. Into achieve these great new heights I would like to announce qualities new partner Space X. Now I'm not some fancy, highly educated science man so I'm going to hand over the rest of this announcement did the founder and owner of Space X, Elon Musk.
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