*The Players Tribune: Flash Panda stole my lunch

[J0EB]

I personally like to have a big meal at halftime during games, I find that it either pushes me to the next level to finish out a tough game, or it destroys my intestines and I'm basically useless. That's a risk I'm willing to take.

well this explains a lot...

also what the heck dude, you cooked this awesome Tikka Masala last night and didn't even ask if I wanted any. I would have helped out cooking and all that! smh.