(S23) - PT 4 - The Butterfly Effect

[Skyline]

Acura Skyline, the stunning Running Back that is the tails end of Yellowknife’s two headed monster of a backfield, often says that the most pivotal development in his career is the one that is yet to come. This was true, when as a three year old child, he outran a wolf that had snuck into the family yard, and then stiff armed it so hard that it became concussed, and, as a result, became spontaneously domesticated, living with the family as a pet for the next 6 years before eventually the wolf passed away of natural causes. This was also true when Acura Skyline, when choosing which college to attend, made the decision between UCLA and Cal based on how many Tinder matches he got in a 24 hour period on each campus (he chose UCLA because he had fewer matches, not more, because he thought that meant the population was more discerning). This was also true when Skyline had to decide between going pro in football and joining the NSFL or going pro in darts, and decided to go with football because of a freak accident during his final darts career practice that left his long time coach Alexander Hamilton (no relation) permanently disfigured. Even now, with all the developments through Skyline’s selection to London and historic DSFL rookie season, and his early success with Yellowknife, Skyline is still convinced that the biggest turning point is yet to come.

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