9) Pick any position, and determine who in your view is the greatest player to ever suit up at that position. Why do you view them as the GOAT? What achievements, records, accolades, or statistics do they hold? How do they stack up against the other legends in their position, and why does your chosen candidate come out on top?
Offensive Line. The hogs. The big boys. The backbone of every good team. Ron Jeremy (ew) is the greatest offensive lineman (or linebot) of all time. Despite being undersized (in weight) at 310 lbs, he holds many impressive records throughout the ISFL.
His record 1348 pancakes would make an IHOP chef blush. This massive career accomplishment is made even more impressive when you look at the all-time records and see that he is nearly 200 pancakes ahead of the second place OL, L. Tackle (a most creative name). Ron Jeremy is 4th all-time in career playoff pancakes, with 125, admittedly 41 off of the lead, but 4th is still a very impressive accomplishment. Ask Peyton Manning, there’s more to being the GOAT than playing well in the playoffs. Continuing with his theme of being 4th, that’s where he ranks in the single season pancake rankings, with a whopping 91 in the 2027 season. While this was 12 seasons ago now, Ron is still as fit and young as ever. This impressive 91 is only 6 off of the all-time record of 97, held by C. Robotman.
His consistently high ranking in all pancake stats is why he gets my vote for the GOAT OL. No other OL is nearly as high ranking, as many lack the career length that Ron Jeremy has had. Like Nathan Peterman usurping the GOAT title from Tom Brady, one of these young OLs could eventually become the GOAT, but not today.
Despite his advanced age and measly 310-pound body, the world’s most famous OL and male porn star packs a punch, having a prodigiously high strength of 97. Additionally, he is an agile old man with an agility of 75. All that thrusting must make his hips super flexible. He only has an Arm rating of one, which is surprising considering his backup job. He’s obviously using that 70 intelligence, as who else can perform in two highly physical jobs at the same time? On top of all this, he’s an adept blocker and has solid endurance, although that high level of endurance shouldn’t surprise anyone.
Ron Jeremy had a slightly down year in 2039, only amassing 48 pancakes and allowing a rough nine sacks. Despite his current hump… I mean slump… His previous (hairy) body of work more than makes up for his slight decrease in effectiveness. Rom Jeremy is a marvel of OL play and leads the field by a wide margin in the GOAT discussion
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12) This task is exclusive to non-recreate rookies of the S23 class and later. In 400 words or more, how has your experience been in the league? Who have you met that has made your time here more fun, friendly, and exciting? Have you been satisfied with your player’s early start? What was it like being drafted for the first time? Do you have any comments or suggestions for the entire league that you think should be implemented?
I heard about ISFL on the NFL subreddit, and decided to take a leap of faith and join the league because a lot of the comments were saying how much fun it was, and how great the community is. I’m so happy I joined the league, literally everyone is so friendly and helpful. From asking stupid questions on the discord to correcting errors on my wiki page, everyone has been super polite and just generally awesome. The forums looked intimidating when I first joined, so I am super thankful that everyone is willing to point a newbie in the right direction.
So far, RDBSouthPaw has been the coolest person I’ve met, instead of giving me a generic scouting survey (no offense, everyone else) he took time to actually talk to me and has been giving me pointers on how to maximize my TPE and earnings. He definitely didn’t tell me about this point task. I’d probably be 25 TPE worse off without his advice, which is going to make a huge difference in where and when I’m drafted.
It’s not a single person, but the OL Club discord channel has been a lifesaver. Between the dank memes, funny users, and super helpful advice (conveniently located in the “holy texts” channel), I wouldn’t be anywhere close to the prospect I am without them. They showed me how to build my player so that he will be as good (and highly drafted) as possible. I don’t know if other positions have discords dedicated to them, but I’d highly recommend it, they’ve been an invaluable resource to my player.
I’m happy with my player’s start. I’ve been doing every point task I can get my hands on to improve my draft stock. I might’ve chosen the wrong archetype, which is a little disappointing, but I’m hoping that it won’t keep me from being a star OL. I’m ready to grind out media to make some dough and get better. I’m still not quite set on the current OL meta and where my player fits into that, but hopefully over the seasons I can figure it out.
I haven’t been drafted (yet) but I’m really excited to become part of a team’s locker room discord and finally be on the inside of all the jokes I’ve been seeing (hopefully?? Please??). I imagine virtually walking across the stage as being the highlight of my burgeoning sim football career, only to be topped by winning the DSFL MVP.
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Offensive Line. The hogs. The big boys. The backbone of every good team. Ron Jeremy (ew) is the greatest offensive lineman (or linebot) of all time. Despite being undersized (in weight) at 310 lbs, he holds many impressive records throughout the ISFL.
His record 1348 pancakes would make an IHOP chef blush. This massive career accomplishment is made even more impressive when you look at the all-time records and see that he is nearly 200 pancakes ahead of the second place OL, L. Tackle (a most creative name). Ron Jeremy is 4th all-time in career playoff pancakes, with 125, admittedly 41 off of the lead, but 4th is still a very impressive accomplishment. Ask Peyton Manning, there’s more to being the GOAT than playing well in the playoffs. Continuing with his theme of being 4th, that’s where he ranks in the single season pancake rankings, with a whopping 91 in the 2027 season. While this was 12 seasons ago now, Ron is still as fit and young as ever. This impressive 91 is only 6 off of the all-time record of 97, held by C. Robotman.
His consistently high ranking in all pancake stats is why he gets my vote for the GOAT OL. No other OL is nearly as high ranking, as many lack the career length that Ron Jeremy has had. Like Nathan Peterman usurping the GOAT title from Tom Brady, one of these young OLs could eventually become the GOAT, but not today.
Despite his advanced age and measly 310-pound body, the world’s most famous OL and male porn star packs a punch, having a prodigiously high strength of 97. Additionally, he is an agile old man with an agility of 75. All that thrusting must make his hips super flexible. He only has an Arm rating of one, which is surprising considering his backup job. He’s obviously using that 70 intelligence, as who else can perform in two highly physical jobs at the same time? On top of all this, he’s an adept blocker and has solid endurance, although that high level of endurance shouldn’t surprise anyone.
Ron Jeremy had a slightly down year in 2039, only amassing 48 pancakes and allowing a rough nine sacks. Despite his current hump… I mean slump… His previous (hairy) body of work more than makes up for his slight decrease in effectiveness. Rom Jeremy is a marvel of OL play and leads the field by a wide margin in the GOAT discussion
413 words
12) This task is exclusive to non-recreate rookies of the S23 class and later. In 400 words or more, how has your experience been in the league? Who have you met that has made your time here more fun, friendly, and exciting? Have you been satisfied with your player’s early start? What was it like being drafted for the first time? Do you have any comments or suggestions for the entire league that you think should be implemented?
I heard about ISFL on the NFL subreddit, and decided to take a leap of faith and join the league because a lot of the comments were saying how much fun it was, and how great the community is. I’m so happy I joined the league, literally everyone is so friendly and helpful. From asking stupid questions on the discord to correcting errors on my wiki page, everyone has been super polite and just generally awesome. The forums looked intimidating when I first joined, so I am super thankful that everyone is willing to point a newbie in the right direction.
So far, RDBSouthPaw has been the coolest person I’ve met, instead of giving me a generic scouting survey (no offense, everyone else) he took time to actually talk to me and has been giving me pointers on how to maximize my TPE and earnings. He definitely didn’t tell me about this point task. I’d probably be 25 TPE worse off without his advice, which is going to make a huge difference in where and when I’m drafted.
It’s not a single person, but the OL Club discord channel has been a lifesaver. Between the dank memes, funny users, and super helpful advice (conveniently located in the “holy texts” channel), I wouldn’t be anywhere close to the prospect I am without them. They showed me how to build my player so that he will be as good (and highly drafted) as possible. I don’t know if other positions have discords dedicated to them, but I’d highly recommend it, they’ve been an invaluable resource to my player.
I’m happy with my player’s start. I’ve been doing every point task I can get my hands on to improve my draft stock. I might’ve chosen the wrong archetype, which is a little disappointing, but I’m hoping that it won’t keep me from being a star OL. I’m ready to grind out media to make some dough and get better. I’m still not quite set on the current OL meta and where my player fits into that, but hopefully over the seasons I can figure it out.
I haven’t been drafted (yet) but I’m really excited to become part of a team’s locker room discord and finally be on the inside of all the jokes I’ve been seeing (hopefully?? Please??). I imagine virtually walking across the stage as being the highlight of my burgeoning sim football career, only to be topped by winning the DSFL MVP.
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