I would like to tell the story of my relationship with DeadPlayer (Frank Michell - TE).
As a new create rookie, freshly drafted to the London Royals I was asked if I would be willing to drop a few pounds and move from OL to blocking TE. As a team player, and someone who was always interested in tightening my rear end, I agreed wholeheartedly. DeadPlayer, being the veteran TE, became like a uncle to me (like a father is too much of a stretch). We joked around in the locker room, throwing verbal jabs and love alike. But the feints of emotional injury soon took a more serious turn as DeadPlayer expressed how he felt the majority of the league harbored ill feelings toward him.
Being a respectable man, DeadPlayer did not name names. Instead in response to our inquiries of the indentities to those who had hurt him, he simply suggested that we ask others their thoughts on the man ourselves. There was some interviewing with mixed results, however a theme of a previous unjust infraction seemed to be what tainted others opinions of DeadPlayer.
His story touched me in the same way a true Uncle would. So I have come to ask the improbable. That this injustice be remedied, and the previous $8mil fine be retroactively removed. The monetary correction is trivial itself, but wiping the dirt off this man's name in the eyes of the league is the true end goal.
*This story while based on true facts, is dripping with sarcasm. If anyone has any true concern regarding DeadPlayer's mental health, or has actual power to clear his name, please reach out to his legal consultant Platanocat.*
As a new create rookie, freshly drafted to the London Royals I was asked if I would be willing to drop a few pounds and move from OL to blocking TE. As a team player, and someone who was always interested in tightening my rear end, I agreed wholeheartedly. DeadPlayer, being the veteran TE, became like a uncle to me (like a father is too much of a stretch). We joked around in the locker room, throwing verbal jabs and love alike. But the feints of emotional injury soon took a more serious turn as DeadPlayer expressed how he felt the majority of the league harbored ill feelings toward him.
Being a respectable man, DeadPlayer did not name names. Instead in response to our inquiries of the indentities to those who had hurt him, he simply suggested that we ask others their thoughts on the man ourselves. There was some interviewing with mixed results, however a theme of a previous unjust infraction seemed to be what tainted others opinions of DeadPlayer.
His story touched me in the same way a true Uncle would. So I have come to ask the improbable. That this injustice be remedied, and the previous $8mil fine be retroactively removed. The monetary correction is trivial itself, but wiping the dirt off this man's name in the eyes of the league is the true end goal.
*This story while based on true facts, is dripping with sarcasm. If anyone has any true concern regarding DeadPlayer's mental health, or has actual power to clear his name, please reach out to his legal consultant Platanocat.*
