Well, some of the earliest best moments I had in the league were the conversations I'd have with J0EB, Tesla, Scorp, Juni and others in the Norfolk Locker Room. One moment I remember fondly was the creation of Doug Norfolk. Norfolk is famously the owner or founder or something of Norfolk Seawolves, and following a bitter playoff loss I wrote a piece of media mentioning the fellow. This led to a discussion in the locker room surrounding what Doug Norfolk must be like, and one photoshopped image of Doug Dimmadome later, Norfolk had a new folk hero. As we had it planned, Doug Norfolk (played by Danny DeVito) and his husband Neff Wonks (played by Jeff Goldblum) were poised to be featured prominently in "Quantum Lift" The fourth-dimensional heist film by Norfolk Studios, but that's been put on temporary hiatus. The creation of Doug Norfolk was a wonderful bit I'm glad I got help invent, it really represents the sort of attitude and relationship we had when we were all playing together and hanging out in that locker room all the time. I hope that we get to do it again sometime in the future, maybe later in our careers. Maybe when we recreate. Or maybe just when we go back to Norfolk, the best locker room in DSFL.
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