(S24) - PT 1 - Trivia Night

[Vainknight13]

Recent events in the locker room nearly tore the Ducks apart before we even had a chance to step onto the field as a team. Admittedly I was late to the party having just stumbled in after Brazilian jiu-jitsu training, but the scene was terrifying. The argument was tense with the room split nearly fifty fifty. The argument was of utmost importance one that split the most cohesive of locker rooms... strawberry milk. I immediately jumped to attack the miserable non strawberry milk drinkers. How dare they not recognize thast strawberry milk was the superior form of milk drinking. It quickly came out that even James Gath, the first round pick of the Ducks hated strawberry milk "they drafted this guy before me?!" A quote of pure rage it was, what an insult. Talks of trades and hold-outs were bandied about all willy nilly, all hope seemed lost until one brave soul stepped forward. " Yeah but at least it isn't skim milk" they said in words that echoed through the quiet locker room. The Ducks were united once again against a common enemy! Skim milk is the real trash of the universe, and the only truly unacceptable form of milk drinking!!!

All kidding aside, the Duck locker room has been pretty awesome and we all seem to have a lot of fun there!