*The Disappearance of Cooter Bigsby

[CLG Rampage]

Forreal tho, I'm gonna miss you. There's damn near zero chance we can bring you back into Yellowknife, what with expansion coming up and where we're likely gonna fall in draft position. But you were always a driving force for the team and the locker room, and I'll remember the time I played with you fondly. I wish we could have won more than one ring for Cooter, but at least he got the send off he deserves.

Hopefully some day I can join you in the Hall.