(S24) - PT 1 - Trivia Night

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This is the story on how Djibutee McJimmerson, the pride of Rwanda, missed the entire prospect bowl. It's important to note that McJimmerson is a known food junkie and avid buffet connoisseur, often being found at Golden Corral as late as 2 AM on weekdays, and more recently Captain George's seafood buffet in his new home of Myrtle Beach. When he was called to represent the glorious Tokyo Drifters, he immediately booked his flight for Japan and rented The Last Samurai for the trip. This was the beginning of his bowl demise. Now when he booked those tickets to Japan, he never checked where the games were being played, and so didn't realize The Drifters had only away games on the schedule.

So young Djibutee gets off the plane in Japan, checks into his hotel, and gets a call from the Drifters GM asking why he missed the team meeting. Suddenly it dawns on them that this knucklehead is actually in Japan and wont be available for the first 2 games at a minimum, so they schedule him a flight back the 2 days later. Unfortunately, they couldn't have prepared for what came next. McJimmerson found an all you can eat 24/7 sushi conveyor bar. Long story short, he missed his flight and was found 7 days later passed out in the bathroom covered in eel sauce. The Drifters went 0-5 that week, but some say he set the record for most spicy tuna rolls eaten in a single sitting. The rest is history.