Never bring up the brown sauce or pineapple debate with the Turtles. This is a warning to fellow players, coaches, gm’s, owners and fans. This is a story of why it is not a good idea to even think about this. As you have already heard a few stories about the Turtles you will know about the friendly rivalry that exists within the group.
One evening the rat decided it would be a chippy for tea. Now the excitement for Mikey was through the roof and Raph’s stomach was grumbling. Now the order of 4 pizzas, a haggis supper and whatever trash the rat was having. Everything was fine, until the delivery driver arrived at the man-hole cover. As the driver read out the order, Raph’s face went fiery red and Mikey had his hand on his nun-chucks. At the same time Raph Shouted ‘NO!! BROWN!! SAUCE!!’ Mikey also shouted ‘BLOODY PINEAPPLES’.
What happened next is up for debate, as some believe the delivery driver was knocked down by a van. While others believe, the driver was viciously bulldozed by Raph and then laid into by Mikey. No one really knows. Maybe you could ask and find out. Just remember its better not to.
One evening the rat decided it would be a chippy for tea. Now the excitement for Mikey was through the roof and Raph’s stomach was grumbling. Now the order of 4 pizzas, a haggis supper and whatever trash the rat was having. Everything was fine, until the delivery driver arrived at the man-hole cover. As the driver read out the order, Raph’s face went fiery red and Mikey had his hand on his nun-chucks. At the same time Raph Shouted ‘NO!! BROWN!! SAUCE!!’ Mikey also shouted ‘BLOODY PINEAPPLES’.
What happened next is up for debate, as some believe the delivery driver was knocked down by a van. While others believe, the driver was viciously bulldozed by Raph and then laid into by Mikey. No one really knows. Maybe you could ask and find out. Just remember its better not to.
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