(S24) - PT 1 - Trivia Night

[dahayn]

This event happened during my rookie season in what started as some harmless rookie hazing but ended up as a catastrophe. It began because I have a ritual where on game day, I have the same breakfast for good luck. That breakfast is spam fried almost crispy, eggs cooked over medium, and two scoops of rice.  On this cold fateful morning before an away game in Minnesota, some unnamed teammate of mine decided it would be funny to hide my rice cooker. I literally tore apart my Holiday Inn Express room, much to the dismay of my then roommate, Garfield Despasito Jr. and could not find hide nor hair of it.  Eventually it was time to leave for the stadium and all I could find to eat for breakfast was a couple of crusty muffins left over from the continental breakfast. Well someone did something to those muffins because even though they went down just fine, they decided to come back up not even an hour later on the bus ride to the stadium. I painted the whole offense with brilliant pinks and purples and greens and I don't think anyone appreciated my artwork. I was sore from projectile puking but all I could do was shrug and announce that this is the kind of bad luck that happens when I don't get my GameDay span eggs and rice. We also lost that game in our first loss of the season. Four days later I had a dozen rice cookers piled in front of my locker courtesy of my teammates just to make sure what happened in Minnesota doesn't repeat itself.