(S24) - PT 1 - Trivia Night

[YoungTB]

I am going to tell you about an old story that we retell in the Austin Copperheads locker room. It is about Korbin Brown and how funny he is. So this dude walks into a bar. He is about 4-5 years old. He says to the bartender; "Hey, got any juice?" The bartender replies "Of course we don't have juice this is a fucking bar you snotnosed brat." The kid runs out of the bar crying, tears in his eyes, simply wanting an ice cold glass of his favorite juice, lemonade. Korbin Brown is walking on the sidewalk on a warm summer's day in Austin Texas and finds the kid running towards him with tears in his eyes. Korbin stops the young man and asks him why he's crying. He says that the bartender was bullying him and all he wanted was some juice. The wide receiver nodded as the boy led him to the bar. Korbin kicks down the door to the bar and looks around, wondering where the bully bartender was. The obnoxious man is talking up a pair of ladies who simply want some vodka-crans. Korbin approaches the ladies and says hello before asking the bartender if he is the one that bullied the little kid. The bartender replies, wondering who Korbin is. Korbin punches the bartender in the face. That's the story.

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