The best bit of trivia my player was apart of known leaguewide. Occurring whilst stay playing for the Minnesota Grey Ducks, what seemed like a normal game day turned into anything but.
The now famed game was due to F-speed Jamar, who for a perplexing reason, had absolutely no speed in him and became a sitting duck, pun intended, for the defence to destroy. Some say his lunch was spiked with a neurotoxin that destroyed the pathways suppling glucose to the muscles, effectively making him infinitely fatigued. Others suggested the match was fixed and he earnt himself a large pay check to throw the match. However, the truth of this curious incident is nothing close to either situation, instead, Jamar had a bad case of food poisoning after his beloved teammate, Sim Snowbow, known well throughout the league as the “league’s best waifu”, attempted to cook the team lobster tails the night before.
He realised too late that the lobster was extremely undercooked, before throwing them away, Jamar came into the kitchen and took one back to his room. The results, as shown by the on-field performance, really costs the Ducks and results in Jamar being taken straight to hospital after the game to ensure his health was well looked after. Being a team full of jokers, his teammates made sure that when he got back together with the team, there was a feast of lobster dishes awaiting him. Jamar didn’t eat that night.
The now famed game was due to F-speed Jamar, who for a perplexing reason, had absolutely no speed in him and became a sitting duck, pun intended, for the defence to destroy. Some say his lunch was spiked with a neurotoxin that destroyed the pathways suppling glucose to the muscles, effectively making him infinitely fatigued. Others suggested the match was fixed and he earnt himself a large pay check to throw the match. However, the truth of this curious incident is nothing close to either situation, instead, Jamar had a bad case of food poisoning after his beloved teammate, Sim Snowbow, known well throughout the league as the “league’s best waifu”, attempted to cook the team lobster tails the night before.
He realised too late that the lobster was extremely undercooked, before throwing them away, Jamar came into the kitchen and took one back to his room. The results, as shown by the on-field performance, really costs the Ducks and results in Jamar being taken straight to hospital after the game to ensure his health was well looked after. Being a team full of jokers, his teammates made sure that when he got back together with the team, there was a feast of lobster dishes awaiting him. Jamar didn’t eat that night.
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