(S24) - PT 3 - Midseason Mania

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I was checking the stats to find a player on my team to write about, I really was. There's Brock Phoenix, who is last in the league by TD passes, behind 5 rookies. But that's not really his fault, because his best receiver is Randy Vuxta who is 15th in yards and is hogging all the touchdowns with 40% of them. There's also Flash Panda, I guess, who hasn't caught 20 passes in 7 games. And then there's Philly legend Nacho Varga who is so old he's barely able to walk (or catch, apparently). Well, I'm sure they have someone that runs the ball well, right? There's that Torenson guy, who has a passable YPC and almost 500 yards ...in 7 games. So I guess if the world gets flipped upside down, Torenson will win RBotY. He's only a cool 250 yards behind Hanyadi.

Well, it can't be all bad right? No, it really is all bad. We are last in the league in PDs and on pace to total only 46 throughout the entire 16-game season. 46 is so few PDs that no team has ever tallied so few since S1 when all CBs were 150 TPE. And seasons 2 through 21 all had 13 or 14 games! So don't hold your breath on any secondary awards. And we're also last in sacks, so don't count on that either.

And if you want to talk about being in contention for actually winning, well, Colby Jack is a lock for the offensive rookie of the year award. I guess.

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