(S24) - PT 3 - Midseason Mania

[LancedJack]

Norfolk have one player who will set a record this season, without any shadow of a doubt. "Who's that?" I hear you ask. Could it be Captain Rogers and his rushing touchdowns legacy? Could it be Suleiman Ramza? Clawing that touchdowns record piece by piece? No, it's neither and shame on you for your touchdown focused approach. The obvious choice is the Murder-Moose. She's currently on track for the record for Point Afters Attempted. That's right, attempted. There's nothing quite like the feeling of lining up a kick and watching it sail in frankly any direction. It's not what the result is, it's what the kick implies. You're attempting a POINT AFTER. Not a field goal, oh no. We don't need a measly 3 points? We've already scored six. And with the help (Sometimes) of the Murder-Moose we may gain one more. Don't think I'm implying that the Moose misses many. Quite the opposite, 15/17. She has made more than a combo of a lot of teams in the league. An attempt of seventeen so far with a tonne more to come? Yes, I think Melvin Murder-Moose will set the record for Point Afters Attempted. In fact, there's no doubt in my mind.