(S24) - PT 3 - Midseason Mania

[Gwdjohnson]

Now buckle up folks, because today you are going to be shown why me, Garfield Despacito Jr., is the clear cut candidate for MVP. Despite being someone who many considered to be a player who would struggle immensely at the pro level, it is simply indisputable that Despacito Jr. is the best receiver in the league.

To begin, Despacito Jr. has simply received for the most yards in the league. That always helps one's case for MVP. Now there is of course Mendonca on Austin who has more yards, but they're last in the ASFC at the time of writing, so they are excluded lol. His closest comparables for yardage are Owens of Colorado with 240 yards, Ayers of Honolulu with 201, and Hanyadi of Yellowknife with 187. Despacito's current 279 yards just blows them out of the water completely. He is also tied for first in touchdowns with a whole two on top of his already impressive receiving yards, so the case to be made for Garfield is clear.

Now at this point, you're probably wondering "but Gwdjohnson, you are clearly just making Despacito Jr. look way better than he really is by comparing his receiving stats with running backs, who primarily rush the ball instead of making catches!"

Yep.