The Arizona Outlaws recently implemented several internal team awards. One of those awards is Team Goofball.
This award has a clear front runner in Saba Donut. Let’s take a look at why.
1. He loves Whoopee cushions. Did they stop being funny more than 20 years ago? Yes. Does that stop him? No. Personally, I don’t think it’s wrong to love a classic.
2. He keeps up with the times. Whenever one of the young guns, like Zamir, wants to inject some new humor, Saba is always ready to take them under his wing. For example, Zamir introduced the team to “bagging“. I’ll be damned if Saba didn’t bag the team captains the very next week. He’s a master of the new and old.
3. He never stops. There is nothing more funny than beating a dead horse. Saba has an entire barn full of decaying carcasses, metaphorically. We hope. Somebody should probably report him for that.
4. He has perfect timing. Everyone knows that timing and delivery makes the joke. Saba never mistimes a joke. I don’t know how he plans for every situation, but he does.
Anyway, if the award for Team Goofball does not go to Saba, then I’d argue there is no point in having team awards.
This award has a clear front runner in Saba Donut. Let’s take a look at why.
1. He loves Whoopee cushions. Did they stop being funny more than 20 years ago? Yes. Does that stop him? No. Personally, I don’t think it’s wrong to love a classic.
2. He keeps up with the times. Whenever one of the young guns, like Zamir, wants to inject some new humor, Saba is always ready to take them under his wing. For example, Zamir introduced the team to “bagging“. I’ll be damned if Saba didn’t bag the team captains the very next week. He’s a master of the new and old.
3. He never stops. There is nothing more funny than beating a dead horse. Saba has an entire barn full of decaying carcasses, metaphorically. We hope. Somebody should probably report him for that.
4. He has perfect timing. Everyone knows that timing and delivery makes the joke. Saba never mistimes a joke. I don’t know how he plans for every situation, but he does.
Anyway, if the award for Team Goofball does not go to Saba, then I’d argue there is no point in having team awards.
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