The DSFL kicker of the year should and will be, once again, Melvin Murder-Moose. I am more than certain of this, so certain that I am saying this without having checked their stats yet. I am positive, but let’s take a look anyway so I can prove that I am right. So right that pppaul317 should win most right-est in the dsfl award, unless that’s like a political thing. Most correct-est, that’s better. Melvin Murder-Moose leads the league in extra points made with 19, 2 more than the next highest. That, of course, comes with having the most extra points attempted, probably because the Seawolves are super cool and score like, a lot of touchdowns. This leaves mr. Murder-Moose with a 90.5 extra point percentage which is pretty solid, aside from other kickers performances. Murder-Moose has struggled a bit more on the field goal side of things with 8 goals out of 12 attempts, putting them roughly in the middle of the pack. They have also struggled a bit with distance, having missed a few from far away. They are, also, the coolest kicker around. All the field goal troubles do not concern me. First of all, because the Norfolk Seawolves are so tight and cool the only times they don’t score a touchdown is when there is a lot of pressure so that adds a lot of difficulty and leads to fewer attempts. Also, who cares about field goals when you can touch down and do extra point. It’s like, 4 more points, especially when you’ve got some as ol’ Melvin there to get that last bit. Lastly, Melvin is cool and on the coolest team so there is no way that we don’t see some regression to the mean, the mean being Melvin Murder-Moose Feasting on fieldgoals.

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