(S2) - Weekend PT #2 - Rookies first practice

[Esa77]

The defending champion Arizona Outlaw's first practice with the new team rookies was a good one. One of our rookies, 1st round selection Tim Pest was with us last season as a late FA signing, but we never got to haze him correctly. Our first practice this season was known as the hazing of Tim Pest. We started by putting Icy-Hot in his jock strap and he was forced to wear it on his bare skin, definitely a hilarious reaction all practice as poor Tim found it a real pest, pun intended. We also shaved his head and shave his eye brows off, he's truly scary now, we posted pics of him on our team instagram, they already have over 1M likes. I do not think Tim Pest liked it though. Then once on the field we made him carry all the water jugs and had our QB's hurl football at his while he did it, he definitely got pretty bruised up, he was even hit in the nuts once on a rifle shot by King Bronko, uncalled for but hilarious. After that abuse we made him stick his finger in the belly button of all the other lineman after they ran sprints and were real sweaty, he had to smell his finger each time, he passed out twice from that horror. Poor Tim Pest really paid his dues this practice, after it was over he was doing an interview with NSFL magazine and we pied him right in the face. He took it like a champ, because well... he is a champ.

@`TimPest`