The start of training camp this season has been an interesting one for the Wraiths. Jogn and I have tried to take our two new offensive line mates, Tyron and Jazzy, under our wings and show them the ropes of blocking for a QB in subzero temperatures. To be honest, the hardest part is hearing the snap count over the bleating of the seals during mating season.
Anyway, so Jogn and I are showing these guys the little secrets that made us so dominant last season, eat a shit ton of food, and hit the weights. We all have a picture Angus Winchester above our beds to know what we’re striving for. Then, motherfucking Zobot BigBoy17 starts waltzing in and telling the young rooks that they’re all wrong!
He says “Look at me guys, I’ve been the same guy since the start of last season. I haven’t improved but I haven’t unproved either. Unproved is a word, right? Anyway, check out my stats last season, I was the saving grace of this O-Line, I held it all together and I haven’t changed one thing.”
And with those parting words Zobot left to go do whatever it is he does, probably nothing. I want to say our guys didn’t listen to him, but somehow that robotic bastard’s words stuck with our young mates. The rest of this camp is going to be real fun teaching them the fundamentals all over again. Who’s the fucking idiot GM that didn’t find a replacement for his fat ass this draft? He sucks!
Anyway, so Jogn and I are showing these guys the little secrets that made us so dominant last season, eat a shit ton of food, and hit the weights. We all have a picture Angus Winchester above our beds to know what we’re striving for. Then, motherfucking Zobot BigBoy17 starts waltzing in and telling the young rooks that they’re all wrong!
He says “Look at me guys, I’ve been the same guy since the start of last season. I haven’t improved but I haven’t unproved either. Unproved is a word, right? Anyway, check out my stats last season, I was the saving grace of this O-Line, I held it all together and I haven’t changed one thing.”
And with those parting words Zobot left to go do whatever it is he does, probably nothing. I want to say our guys didn’t listen to him, but somehow that robotic bastard’s words stuck with our young mates. The rest of this camp is going to be real fun teaching them the fundamentals all over again. Who’s the fucking idiot GM that didn’t find a replacement for his fat ass this draft? He sucks!
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