(S24) - PT 4 - Trial by Fire

[SlurmsMckenzie]

Slurms McKenzie was in a sense alien to football in the young wormlet years of his life. Growing up on the Planet Wormulon, McKenzie had to pull himself up by his bootless (because he is a worm and worms do not wear shoes) bootstraps working from a young age in the Slurm factory. McKenzie was a natural partier and soon found himself employed by Slurm as their spokesworm. Unfortunately, after a run of several years, a tragic workplace accident involving a lot of partying and a cave in left Slurms wrecked. After an uphill battle with corporate lawyers he finally secured a modest severance guaranteeing education at Mars University. While partying his way through a degree in partying, Slurms was discovered by the university football coach for well…partying. He partied so intensely that the coach knew that after a few cans of Slurm, he could count on McKenzie to party so hard he would surely tackle someone on the opposing team, hopefully one with the ball. When asked for comment the young worm stated,” PARTY ON DUDES!” After being asked to clarify he simply said, “WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE!” McKenzie’s agent Glurmo had this to say, “Slurms comes from the planet Wormulon where the gravity is every so slightly greater than Earth, that gives our boy an edge! He also grew up laboring alongside the Grunkalunkas, those guys really know how to sling some Slurm, so you know my man Slurms is really gonna deliver in the DSFL!”

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