A reflection from my first football game to my current career in the ISFL or DSFL is quite a short one, as El Hefe actually has not played any game yet. He just rolled a dice, picked a position and enrolled to become one of the future draftees of the above leagues. El Hefe actually will have to overcome quite a few challenges, as one of the first things he heard in this league was ‘aren’t you too big to be a cornerback? ‘ pointing at him and looking at the way he is built. Yeah El Hefe might not be the slimmest dude and look more like a defensive end, but he believes by training his speed he actually might be one of the bright lights of his draft class. So the level of play he is used to is basically semi-pro AI. Indeed, on the playstation. El Hefe has yet to play an actual game of football, so he will probably be fooled by wide receivers on a regular basis. So yeah it will be a nice challenge for El Hefe to actually show the world he can do more than be a guitar and trombone player in a punk rock band, now it’s time to show the world what he can do on the pitch, the DSFL trade deadline and his creation as a player, is just his first stop.
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COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
Two time Ultimus Champion (S31, S35)
NOVA MONTAGNE
S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK
S52: Second Team All Pro
S52: Pro Bowl