(S25) - PT 1 - Opening Statements

[Cynoblaze]

So I was wracking my brain to find out what I was going to write about for this point task, and I finally thought of something. I think the ISFL expansion team, the Berlin Fire Salamanders are going to win the Ultimus this year, but not for the reasons you can think of. Let's take a look at their competition, the Yeti, Liberty, Copperheads, Otters, Hahalua, Butchers, Hawks, Sailfish, Wraiths, Silverbacks, Sabercats, and all of the others that I do not want to type out right now. What do they all have in common? They are all flammable. If I have this right, a Fire Salamander is a lizard that has fire breath. So really, they have no challenge, the only team that really stands a chance is the Wraiths. The only reason I say that is because they are like ghosts or something. But fire usually works pretty well against the undead and I am the one writing this, so I say the Salamanders win. If you need any more evidence for my claims that the Fire Salamanders breathing fire, do not come to me because I am not a lizard expert, which I looked up by the way and a lizard expert is called a herpetologist, who would have known.