(S25) - PT 1 - Opening Statements

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This season there can only be one kicker in the DSFL that can help the team win it all and get potentially both kicker and punter of the year, and that kicker is no other then Minessota Ducks own Gluteus Maximus. My first point is that I am already ahead of the s26 class when it comes to TPE! My stats is already good when week 1 comes rolling, nearly 80 kicking power and 80 kicking accuracy and if those stats doesn't produce good kicking stats from the start, then I don't know what else to tell you! My next point is, I simply don't have any competitions. Mcderpants? That scrub is barely active. The pope chickened out and decided to switch to defensive end so that crosses out a potential s26 kickers alresdy. By the time the end of the season rolls around ill be nearly cap on my kicking stats. Also, don't forget that nearly every kicker in the DSFL last season was called up to play in the big boy leagues, this should mark my awards! My final statement before the season starts is "you not prepared for my absolute huge leg and glutes is about to do this league, I might be the best kicker to ever step foot in the DSFL, and you better believe that.