(S25) - PT 1 - Opening Statements

[YoungTB]

Korbin Brown is the best wide receiver in the league and I will prove it with cold hard evidence. My first exhibition of evidence would be that the man is rather handsome. He has high cheekbones and is simply a physical specimen. If you've ever seen him in the weight room, you would know that this man has some guns. And I do not mean the ones that shoot bullets, rather I mean the ones that get the ladies shooting bullets if you're picking up what I am putting down. Secondly, this dude is fast, and I mean really fast. He's got some guns in his legs, and I am not talking about the ones that shoot. Rather I am talking about the ones that shoot those satisifying green pellets in the air as he runs across the football field, taking names and laying dames. Finally, his numbers back it up. I actually am not in possession of these numbers off hand but man is he doing good. And by good, I mean really fucking good. He's so sexy and I want him to kiss me while I recount his stats to him, he is truly a remarkable player out on that football field.