(S25) - PT 1 - Opening Statements

[LimJahey]

Why Arizona will not make the playoffs again. The Arizona Outlaws are a team that most users projected to finish the year not only making the playoffs, but with the best record in the ASFC. Four weeks into the season, and they are at a paltry 1-3 record, with their lone win being a close matchup at home against the Berlin Fire Salamanders. To start with, Jay Cue is throwing the ball to everyone, his recievers, runningbacks, tight ends, ball boys, and most importantly, opposing defenders. In the week 4 matchup against the Otters, he confused Prince Vegeta as one of his own players, throwing three interceptions, two returned and one a yard short for touchdowns. He is too careless with his decisions, and in the end it is going to bite them in the ass. Their receiving core is actually pretty damn good, and I have nothing negative to say here. I don't like to single out rookies, but the Outlaws really need a better running back in such a league oriented towards them. Finally its onto their defense. While there is nothing wrong with their defense, other than Zamir, they still have really young talent in the secondary trying to find their footing. In the end, their offense is going to be their achilles heel. They need to find a way to get Jay Cue to slow down on all the risky passes he is making.

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