(S25) - PT 1 - Opening Statements

[ReverendOReily]

In this marvelous edition of Point Task Predicaments, I'm going to explain to you why Jeffie's safety Prince Vegeta has already locked up Defensive Performance of the Year, and additionally, talk about his candidacy for Safety of the Year and Defensive Player of the Year at this point in the season.
In week 4 of the 25th ISFL season, the 3-0 Otters faced off against a 1-2 Arizona Outlaws squad. Just in the first quarter of that game, Prince Vegeta scored 14 points. AS A SAFETY. Vegeta's two pick-6's tied an ISFL record for defensive touchdowns that has stood since season 3. In addition to his two touchdowns in the first quarter of the game, Prince Vegeta went on to catch yet another interception at the Outlaws' 28 yard line. Vegeta returned the interception 28 yards, which by my count, is a touchdown, but I guess math has changed a lot since I was in school. The sim gods decided to make Vegeta trip on his shoelaces at the one yard line or something like that. We've seen players suddenly get tackled at the 1 yard line time and time again in our sim; it's one of the risks that comes with using a non-Roblox sim, but this time, it really hurt to watch. Though Prince Vegeta was robbed of what should have been his record shattering third defensive touchdown of the game, it is still my belief that he is a shoe-in for Defensive Performance of the Year, and he is making an incredibly strong case for Defensive Player of the Year as well.
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