The only problem the Dallas Birddogs got is why is the league keeping us down? Bird. It’s in the name, and you know what…we got to fly. Maybe we did not make it to the play-offs this year, maybe we weren’t even close, but you know what? The Dallas Birddogs got more heart than any other team out there, and you just wait. Next year they will be back, more tenacious than ever and hungry as a dog for the Ultimini trophy.
Some of you may scoff, but you have obviously never seen a birddog chase down it’s prey. They’re unstoppable, unshakeable, there’s nothing you can do to get the Birddogs off your scent if they’ve committed to birddogging you. You’re toast (heh, sorry kid), might as well just give up where you stand.
My detractors will say I’m mad. I’d say you all are barking up the wrong tree. Mark my words, Dallas will reign supreme next year as Ultimini champions. In the meantime, everyone is invited to Slurms McKenzie’s post season Birddog Bash sponsored by Slurm Loco®, don’t just get your Slurm on, go LOCO! Slurm’s will be back to see everyone next season, hope you’re ready to party! Whimmy wham wham wozzle!
Some of you may scoff, but you have obviously never seen a birddog chase down it’s prey. They’re unstoppable, unshakeable, there’s nothing you can do to get the Birddogs off your scent if they’ve committed to birddogging you. You’re toast (heh, sorry kid), might as well just give up where you stand.
My detractors will say I’m mad. I’d say you all are barking up the wrong tree. Mark my words, Dallas will reign supreme next year as Ultimini champions. In the meantime, everyone is invited to Slurms McKenzie’s post season Birddog Bash sponsored by Slurm Loco®, don’t just get your Slurm on, go LOCO! Slurm’s will be back to see everyone next season, hope you’re ready to party! Whimmy wham wham wozzle!
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