(S25) - PT 5 - Playoffs? You Kidding Me?

[Kyle]

The Portland Pythons have had a very up and down season to this point, sitting at seven and six with one to go. Of the three seven and six teams in the conference, they are in the best position. Win and in. Unfortunately, it all comes down to winning against the Royals. In London. On the bright side, the Pythons have signed an up and comer, someone who has the potential to be a new superstar; Jim the Vampire. With Jim's help to lock down the secondary, the Pythons will be able to completely shut down the London passing attack. If they get any ideas, Jim will simply bite as many opponents as necessary. Both to revitalize himself, and to slow down the other players. Once the Pythons are victorious over the Royals, it's on to the playoffs with the exact same matchup! Guess what? They just won this exact game! In addition, the opposing team will be experiencing the fallout from their Jim bites from the previous game. It will be even easier this time! The only thing stopping Portland from winning it all is the other conference, which doesn't really matter at the end of the day. None of them are actually good.