(S25) - PT 5 - Playoffs? You Kidding Me?

[moonlight]

Well, as a user I’ve had a long string of playoff appearances and winning seasons. It all started with the Portland Pythons from S14 to S16. In those three seasons we won a lot of games and had three straight Ultimini appearances. And then I went to the Otters and went to three straight Ultimus appearances. The rest of my career had a playoff appearance every year for the rest of my career. Sadly I only had one more Ultimus appearance that ended up as a crushing loss. Now flash forward to my next create, Big Slammu from Jackson Highschool. He was drafted to the Dallas Birddogs of the DSFL. It’s probably been the finest locker room I’ve been apart of and I had the pleasure of meeting a lot of great people outside the Otters and Pythons circle. Despite the Dallas locker room being such a great experience, our performance on the field has been the worst I’ve ever been around. We’re one of the worst teams in the DSFL and have lost a lot of games. This of course means that Dallas has no chance at the playoffs at all. We’re just hoping to win one damn game. But hopefully my ISFL career on whichever team drafts me shall have more wins.

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