(S25) - Ultimus Week

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16) Create an argument for your own player, or for someone else on your team, as to why they should be nominated for awards. Lay out their stats or compare them to other contenders. Make a convincing case.

What's this? I can make a case for myself? Well then, you bet your pretty ass that I'm going to make it. I, Marc Hamel, should win the DSFL Offensive Lineman of the Year award. I don't know the award's name, I don't even know if it actually has one. What I do know is that I should walk away from the awards ceremony with one more piece of hardware. I, playing on a line where I was surrounded by bots, finished second in the whole league in the Pancakes column, second only to an inactive that is thus not eligible for the award. All the other top-pancaking offensive linemen got there by playing on better lines, often with each other (be they bot or not). With only one sack allowed on the whole season, I don't think that this other statistic can really play against me. Every other guy at the top of the pancake column also has one or more, with the exception of C. Quigley who didn't allow a single sack. Still, I have 9 pancakes on him and he played on a line with F. Archstone who is also a top OL so it was way easier for him to not allow any sacks has the whole line didn't rest on his shoulders.

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21) Create a billboard, magazine cover, unique trading card, or video game cover depicting a superstar of the league. Graphics only.