Good thing manatees are in water cuz they look like they’d have a smelly ass
Christ has it really been 25 seasons already? I joined the league after Ballerstorm starting spreading it in the SHL. I think I remember being hesitant at first, because I knew absolutely nothing about American football. Eventually I decided to join as it seemed like great fun to be a part of a new league. I originally was thinking of either making a kicker or a tight end. As kicker was the most basic position and tight end just seemed interesting. I ended up making a kicker, due to it in my mind requiring the least amount of football knowledge and with I created one of the greats in kicking history, maybe not the best ever, but having hold a ton of records since turk retirement until now Alex D is stealing them. It's interesting to think back and imagine what it might have been like making a Tight End. Maybe I could have been competition for Dimirio as he virtually had non until his twilight years.
Anyway I started out by complaining that I couldnt wait till the league started, Nuck yelling at me that if I wanted the league to get going to also pick up a job and help out and so I become an updater (for like a week or so lol) and a banker, which is a position I have held since that day. I was also the person who posted on all the team subreddits for the very first draft, so thanks for all the Reddit karma!
When I joined the league the SHL was still my main league as it were, but over time the NSFL became my main league. I have loved the league since, despite having become less active in recent times. I have lost touch with the newer generation of users and mostly just chill in the Honolulu LR nowadays. However having seen this league grow and going through differnt phases I love it as a child.
Active or not this league will always hold a special place in my heart and I can't wait to see it grow, expand and stay healthy in the future. I imagine by S50 we will have expanded even futher. Maybe we are a 20 team league by that point, if reddit drafts remain harvestable and we retain our user base. Some teams might have rebranded or relocated and we have no clue who the players are who are playing in that year yet. Records might be held by completely other players. Hopefully no teams will be on fire in S50 and we can all live and play together in harmony.
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Quote:The league has recently finished its 25th season. Please take the time to celebrate this anniversary by writing about what the league means to you. Whether you've been here for a day or for the last three years, we'd love to hear about your favorite parts and any special memories you'd like to share.
Christ has it really been 25 seasons already? I joined the league after Ballerstorm starting spreading it in the SHL. I think I remember being hesitant at first, because I knew absolutely nothing about American football. Eventually I decided to join as it seemed like great fun to be a part of a new league. I originally was thinking of either making a kicker or a tight end. As kicker was the most basic position and tight end just seemed interesting. I ended up making a kicker, due to it in my mind requiring the least amount of football knowledge and with I created one of the greats in kicking history, maybe not the best ever, but having hold a ton of records since turk retirement until now Alex D is stealing them. It's interesting to think back and imagine what it might have been like making a Tight End. Maybe I could have been competition for Dimirio as he virtually had non until his twilight years.
Anyway I started out by complaining that I couldnt wait till the league started, Nuck yelling at me that if I wanted the league to get going to also pick up a job and help out and so I become an updater (for like a week or so lol) and a banker, which is a position I have held since that day. I was also the person who posted on all the team subreddits for the very first draft, so thanks for all the Reddit karma!
When I joined the league the SHL was still my main league as it were, but over time the NSFL became my main league. I have loved the league since, despite having become less active in recent times. I have lost touch with the newer generation of users and mostly just chill in the Honolulu LR nowadays. However having seen this league grow and going through differnt phases I love it as a child.
Active or not this league will always hold a special place in my heart and I can't wait to see it grow, expand and stay healthy in the future. I imagine by S50 we will have expanded even futher. Maybe we are a 20 team league by that point, if reddit drafts remain harvestable and we retain our user base. Some teams might have rebranded or relocated and we have no clue who the players are who are playing in that year yet. Records might be held by completely other players. Hopefully no teams will be on fire in S50 and we can all live and play together in harmony.
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[OPTION]Name: O P
[OPTION]Age: 18
[OPTION]Height:
[OPTION]Weight:
[OPTION]Number: 37
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[OPTION] Cool Stuff:
[OPTION] S34 UDFA
[OPTION] S35 DSFL draft
[OPTION] S36 ISFL draft
[OPTION]Name: Davriel Lavigne
[OPTION]Age: 29
[OPTION]Height: 6'2"
[OPTION]Weight: 215 lbs
[OPTION]Number: 42
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[OPTION] DSFL Stats
[OPTION] S23 - POR - 04 Games | 14 TCK | 0 TFL | 0/0 FF/FR | 1 SCK | 1 INT | 0 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] S24 - POR - 14 Games | 63 TCK | 0 TFL | 0/1 FF/FR | 2 SCK | 2 INT | 4 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] DSFL Total - 18 Games | 77 TCK | 0 TFL | 0/1 FF/FR | 3 SCK | 3 INT | 4 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
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[OPTION] DSFL Playoffs Stats
[OPTION] S24 - POR - 1 Games | 5 TCK | 0 TFL | 0/0 FF/FR | 1 SCK | 0 INT | 0 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] DSFL Playoffs Total - 1 Games | 5 TCK | 0 TFL | 0/0 FF/FR | 1 SCK | 0 INT | 0 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
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[OPTION] ISFL Stats
[OPTION] S25 - HON - 16 Games | 101 TCK | 1 TFL | 0/0 FF/FR | 0 SCK | 3 INT | 11 PD | 0 SFTY | 1 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] S26 - HON - 16 Games | 101 TCK | 1 TFL | 1/1 FF/FR | 1 SCK | 1 INT | 9 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] S27 - HON - 16 Games | 54 TCK | 0 TFL | 2/1 FF/FR | 8 SCK | 2 INT | 10 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] S28 - HON - 16 Games | 48 TCK | 0 TFL | 2/0 FF/FR | 3 SCK | 0 INT | 8 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] S29 - HON - 16 Games | 89 TCK | 0 TFL | 2/0 FF/FR | 1 SCK | 1 INT | 26 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] S30 - HON - 16 Games | 102 TCK | 0 TFL | 1/0 FF/FR | 0 SCK | 1 INT | 19 PD | 0 SFTY | 1 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] S31 - HON - 16 Games | 71 TCK | 0 TFL | 2/1 FF/FR | 0 SCK | 5 INT | 32 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] S32 - HON - 16 Games | 97 TCK | 0 TFL | 0/0 FF/FR | 0 SCK | 3 INT | 26 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] ISFL Total - 128 Games | 663 TCK | 2 TFL | 10/3 FF/FR | 13 SCK | 16 INT | 141 PD | 0 SFTY | 2 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
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[OPTION] ISFL Playoffs Stats
[OPTION] S27 - HON - 1 Games | 6 TCK | 0 TFL | 2/1 FF/FR | 1 SCK | 0 INT | 0 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] S31 - HON - 3 Games | 22 TCK | 0 TFL | 0/0 FF/FR | 0 SCK | 1 INT | 3 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
[OPTION] ISFL Playoffs Total - 4 Games | 28 TCK | 0 TFL | 2/1 FF/FR | 1 SCK | 1 INT | 3 PD | 0 SFTY | 0 TD | 0/0/0 BLK P/XG/FG
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[OPTION] Cool stuff:
[OPTION] Picked up by the Portland Pythons on waiver after S23 W10 trade deadline
[OPTION] Selected 1st round, 1st overall by the Portland Pythons in the S24 DSFL draft.
[OPTION] Selected 2st round, 21nd overall by the Honolulu Hahalua in the S25 NSFL draft.
[OPTION] Position switched to cornerback from safety at the start of the S29 season.
[OPTION] S31 - Ultimus Winner with the Honolulu Hahalua
[OPTION] S31 - Selected as Cornerback for the ASFC Probowl team (12/14 votes)
[OPTION]Name: Turk Turkleton
[OPTION]Age: 47
[OPTION]Height: 6'4"
[OPTION]Weight: 190 lbs
[OPTION]Number: 13
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[OPTION]NSFL Kicking Stats
[OPTION] S1 - BAL - 14 Games | 25 XPM | 26 XPA | 96.2 XP% | 21 FGM | 24 FGA | 87.5 FG% | 55 Lng | 88 Points
[OPTION] S2 - BAL - 14 Games | 23 XPM | 24 XPA | 95.8 XP% | 33 FGM | 37 FGA | 89.2 FG% | 57 Lng | 122 Points
[OPTION] S3 - BAL - 14 Games | 31 XPM | 33 XPA | 93.9 XP% | 24 FGM | 29 FGA | 82.8 FG% | 57 Lng | 103 Points
[OPTION] S4 - BAL - 14 Games | 30 XPM | 35 XPA | 85.7 XP% | 21 FGM | 23 FGA | 91.3 FG% | 61 Lng | 93 Points
[OPTION] S5 - BAL - 14 Games | 46 XPM | 48 XPA | 95.8 XP% | 23 FGM | 26 FGA | 88.5 FG% | 44 Lng | 115 Points
[OPTION] S6 - BAL - 14 Games | 43 XPM | 47 XPA | 91.5 XP% | 20 FGM | 25 FGA | 80.0 FG% | 56 Lng | 103 Points
[OPTION] S7 - BAL - 14 Games | 46 XPM | 46 XPA | 100 XP% | 23 FGM | 26 FGA | 88.5 FG% | 52 Lng | 115 Points
[OPTION] S8 - BAL - 14 Games | 47 XPM | 50 XPA | 94.0 XP% | 16 FGM | 18 FGA | 88.9 FG% | 53 Lng | 95 Points
[OPTION] S9 - BAL - 14 Games | 56 XPM | 59 XPA | 94.9 XP% | 21 FGM | 22 FGA | 95.5 FG% | 55 Lng | 119 Points
[OPTION] S10 - BAL - 14 Games | 54 XPM | 57 XPA | 94.7 XP% | 30 FGM | 30 FGA | 100 FG% | 57 Lng | 144 Points
[OPTION] S11 - BAL - 14 Games | 47 XPM | 48 XPA | 97.9 XP% | 26 FGM | 29 FGA | 89.7 FG% | 49 Lng | 125 Points
[OPTION] S12 - BAL - 14 Games | 48 XPM | 54 XPA | 88.9 XP% | 24 FGM | 29 FGA | 82.8 FG% | 49 Lng | 120 Points
[OPTION] NSFL Total - 168 Games | 496 XPM | 527 XPA | 94.1 XP% | 282 FGM | 318 FGA | 88.7 FG% | 61 Lng | 1342 Points
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[OPTION]NSFL Punting Stats
[OPTION] S2 - BAL - 14 Games | 103 Punts | 4529 Yards | 44 Avg | 16 Inside 20 | 67 Long
[OPTION] S3 - BAL - 14 Games | 102 Punts | 4608 Yards | 45.2 Avg | 15 Inside 20 | 70 Long
[OPTION] S4 - BAL - 14 Games | 95 Punts | 4630 Yards | 48.7 Avg | 13 Inside 20 | 76 Long
[OPTION] S5 - BAL - 14 Games | 73 Punts | 3716 Yards | 50.9 Avg | 13 Inside 20 | 78 Long
[OPTION] S6 - BAL - 14 Games | 80 Punts | 3885 Yards | 48.6 Avg | 13 Inside 20 | 80 Long
[OPTION] S7 - BAL - 14 Games | 92 Punts | 4227 Yards | 45.9 Avg | 14 Inside 20 | 74 Long
[OPTION] S8 - BAL - 14 Games | 93 Punts | 4334 Yards | 46.6 Avg | 18 Inside 20 | 69 Long
[OPTION] S9 - BAL - 14 Games | 75 Punts | 3367 Yards | 44.9 Avg | 8 Inside 20 | 70 Long
[OPTION] S10 - BAL - 14 Games | 79 Punts | 3646 Yards | 46.2 Avg | 14 Inside 20 | 74 Long
[OPTION] S11 - BAL - 14 Games | 68 Punts | 3288 Yards | 48.4 Avg | 14 Inside 20 | 73 Long
[OPTION] S12 - BAL - 14 Games | 72 Punts | 3376 Yards | 46.9 Avg | 10 Inside 20 | 65 Long
[OPTION] NSFL Total - 154 Games | 932 Punts | 43606 Yards | 46.8 Avg | 148 Inside 20 | 80 Long
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[OPTION]NSFL Playoff Kicking Stats
[OPTION] S2 - BAL - 2 Games | 1 XPM | 1 XPA | 100 XP% | 5 FGM | 5 FGA | 100 FG% | 45 Lng | 16 Points
[OPTION] S3 - BAL - 2 Games | 4 XPM | 6 XPA | 66.7 XP% | 2 FGM | 2 FGA | 100 FG% | 42 Lng | 10 Points
[OPTION] S5 - BAL - 1 Games | 0 XPM | 2 XPA | 0 XP% | 3 FGM | 3 FGA | 100 FG% | 47 Lng | 9 Points
[OPTION] S8 - BAL - 1 Games | 3 XPM | 3 XPA | 100 XP% | 1 FGM | 2 FGA | 50 FG% | 20 Lng | 6 Points
[OPTION] S9 - BAL - 2 Games | 8 XPM | 8 XPA | 100 XP% | 2 FGM | 2 FGA | 100 FG% | 25 Lng | 14 Points
[OPTION] S10 - BAL - 2 Games | 6 XPM | 6 XPA | 100 XP% | 8 FGM | 9 FGA | 88.9 FG% | 41 Lng | 30 Points
[OPTION] S11 - BAL - 2 Games | 9 XPM | 9 XPA | 100 XP% | 4 FGM | 4 FGA | 100 FG% | 37 Lng | 21 Points
[OPTION] S12 - BAL - 2 Games | 6 XPM | 6 XPA | 100 XP% | 2 FGM | 2 FGA | 100 FG% | 42 Lng | 12 Points
[OPTION] NSFL Total - 14 Games | 37 XPM | 41 XPA | 90.2 XP% | 27 FGM | 29 FGA | 93.1 FG% | 47 Lng | 118 Points
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[OPTION]NSFL Playoff Punting Stats
[OPTION] S2 - BAL - 2 Games | 15 Punts | 618 Yards | 41.2 Avg | 1 Inside 20 | 60 Long
[OPTION] S3 - BAL - 2 Games | 18 Punts | 801 Yards | 44.5 Avg | 2 Inside 20 | 65 Long
[OPTION] S5 - BAL - 1 Games | 5 Punts | 192 Yards | 38.4 Avg | 0 Inside 20 | 51 Long
[OPTION] S8 - BAL - 1 Games | 5 Punts | 233 Yards | 46.6 Avg | 2 Inside 20 | 57 Long
[OPTION] S9 - BAL - 2 Games | 12 Punts | 570 Yards | 47.5 Avg | 1 Inside 20 | 67 Long
[OPTION] S10 - BAL - 2 Games | 6 Punts | 257 Yards | 42.8 Avg | 0 Inside 20 | 51 Long
[OPTION] S11 - BAL - 2 Games | 10 Punts | 463 Yards | 46.3 Avg | 2 Inside 20 | 74 Long
[OPTION] S12 - BAL - 2 Games | 16 Punts | 740 Yards | 46.3 Avg | 2 Inside 20 | 64 Long
[OPTION] NSFL Total - 14 Games | 87 Punts | 3874 Yards | 44.5 Avg | 10 Inside 20 | 74 Long
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[OPTION] Cool Stuff:
[OPTION] S1 - Drafted 77th overall by the Baltimore Hawks
[OPTION] S2 - Kicker Of The Year Award
[OPTION] S2 - Selected as kicker for the NSFC Probowl team
[OPTION] S3 - Nicknamed The Outlaw Killer
[OPTION] S4 - The lad with the 61 yard field goal
[OPTION] S4 - Punter Of The Year Award (Shared with Ilyah Blewitt)
[OPTION] S4 - Selected as punter for the NSFC Probowl team
[OPTION] S5 - Punter Of The Year Award
[OPTION] S5 - Selected as punter for the NSFC Probowl team
[OPTION] S6 - Selected as punter for the NSFC Probowl team
[OPTION] S8 - Punter Of The Year Award
[OPTION] S8 - Selected as punter for the NSFC Probowl team
[OPTION] S9 - Selected as kicker for the NSFC Probowl team
[OPTION] S10 - Ultimus Winner
[OPTION] S10 - Kicker Of The Year Award
[OPTION] S10 - Selected as kicker for the NSFC Probowl team
[OPTION] S11 - Kicker Of The Year Award
[OPTION] S11 - Selected as kicker for the NSFC Probowl team
[OPTION] S11 - Selected as punter for the NSFC Probowl team
[OPTION] Lead ISFL in career extra points with 496 until S26
[OPTION] Lead ISFL in career field goals with 282 until S24
[OPTION] Lead ISFL in longest field goal since S4 with a 61 yard field goal until S21