*Hey there demons, its me, ya boy

[Pat]

 Pack your lunch brother and buckle up. The NSFC is a dogpound now.

I'm so confused by these sentences. What am I packing my lunch for? A trip to said dog pound? Why am I eating lunch there? Am I buckling up because we have to drive? I mean that's safe and all so I guess thanks for looking out.
Also why are we playing football in a dog pound? Those dogs have had a hard enough road as it is, they don't need a bunch of people running around breaking stuff.