Tier 3: Written/Graphics Tasks
Choose up to FOUR for 2.5 TPE each.
Affiliate PT from SHL for 2.5 TPE
To note: my username on SHL is Mazatt, my username on ISFL is TheRealMazatt
22) Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, highlights, or totally fraudulent mail-in ballots. Whatever rookies get up to these days.
Oooh boy. The DSFL won't even know what hit it in a couple weeks when Candice D. Fitinyomouf breaks onto the scene--now, you might think that's odd to say. I can hear you asking "Oh, Mr. Mazatt, he's already broken into the league." And you're entirely right. First off, let's take a look at the 2 games Fitinyomouf played in the regular season. In his only two appearances he was running above a tackle per game, with 3 in his first two games, including a multi-tackle game in his second match-up. I can only assume 1 goal = 1 tackle from hockey to football, which makes Fitinyomouf and INSANE player. Then you look at how he gets those tackles. Speed. Candice has a speed rating of 70 at the ripe weight of 307 hulking pounds. This is like an entire slab of meat from a cow bearing down (cowing down?) to run you out of town. Pure, 100%, Alberta beef, baby. Not only that, but if you put Fitinyomouf in an arm wrestling contest they would firmly place in the 7-10 rang, but fuck, he's a rookie. That's really good from what I fear.
For the future portion of this scouting report, Fitinyomouf's potential is like his gut. Absolutely huge. He takes in mass at an unprecedented rate. You see those. Rumour has it, this was Fitinyomouf in a different life.
Really, that's all you need to know about potential. Honestly, what the fuck else other than eat and tackle to DT's even do?
25) Imagine that the league’s Pro Bowl included a skills competition similar to the NFL. What sorts of games could you see being implemented? Which players do you think would perform the best in ultimate frisbee, dodgeball, or other games? Which conference would come out on top?
An ISFL pro-bowl, possibly DSFL pro-bowl? One of THE most in-demand demographics for all businesses right now is social media. Integrating social media ideas in the pro-bowl seem very simply. Prior to the competition, all pro-bowlers will have created a Tik Tok, Instagram post, Twitter--whatever you want it to be, as long as it is decided upon prior to the compeititon which universal platform should be used. Three days prior to the pro-bowl starting, each player will post, for example, their Tik Tok, and whoever can garner the most views by the end of the pro-bowl will be crowned the prom queen/king of the pro-bowl, and deemed most popular ISFLer. Does this seem divisive? Meant to stir the pot at all? Because it should. That's the whole point baby, the new pro-bowl is meant to build feuds, get people angry. That's where the next "skill" comes in, roast battles. People focus so much on the bodies of famous athletes when their mouths are just as powerful as their biceps in the real world. To create more exciting cross conference rivalries, each team will come up with roasts, and have it televised live to homes everywhere. It could be a diss track, a haiku, who cares. Excitement! That is what the league needs. Personally, I believe the NSFC would win easily. They have easy pickings, Ben Slothlisberger, for any roast battle, and his Tik Tok skills are well below par. Either way, these new skills being introduced would be a massive boon to the popularity of the league with the young crowds of tomorrow.
Affiliation + 22 + 25 should equal to 7.5 TPE (rounded up to 8, I presume)
Choose up to FOUR for 2.5 TPE each.
Affiliate PT from SHL for 2.5 TPE
To note: my username on SHL is Mazatt, my username on ISFL is TheRealMazatt
22) Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, highlights, or totally fraudulent mail-in ballots. Whatever rookies get up to these days.
Oooh boy. The DSFL won't even know what hit it in a couple weeks when Candice D. Fitinyomouf breaks onto the scene--now, you might think that's odd to say. I can hear you asking "Oh, Mr. Mazatt, he's already broken into the league." And you're entirely right. First off, let's take a look at the 2 games Fitinyomouf played in the regular season. In his only two appearances he was running above a tackle per game, with 3 in his first two games, including a multi-tackle game in his second match-up. I can only assume 1 goal = 1 tackle from hockey to football, which makes Fitinyomouf and INSANE player. Then you look at how he gets those tackles. Speed. Candice has a speed rating of 70 at the ripe weight of 307 hulking pounds. This is like an entire slab of meat from a cow bearing down (cowing down?) to run you out of town. Pure, 100%, Alberta beef, baby. Not only that, but if you put Fitinyomouf in an arm wrestling contest they would firmly place in the 7-10 rang, but fuck, he's a rookie. That's really good from what I fear.
For the future portion of this scouting report, Fitinyomouf's potential is like his gut. Absolutely huge. He takes in mass at an unprecedented rate. You see those. Rumour has it, this was Fitinyomouf in a different life.
Really, that's all you need to know about potential. Honestly, what the fuck else other than eat and tackle to DT's even do?
25) Imagine that the league’s Pro Bowl included a skills competition similar to the NFL. What sorts of games could you see being implemented? Which players do you think would perform the best in ultimate frisbee, dodgeball, or other games? Which conference would come out on top?
An ISFL pro-bowl, possibly DSFL pro-bowl? One of THE most in-demand demographics for all businesses right now is social media. Integrating social media ideas in the pro-bowl seem very simply. Prior to the competition, all pro-bowlers will have created a Tik Tok, Instagram post, Twitter--whatever you want it to be, as long as it is decided upon prior to the compeititon which universal platform should be used. Three days prior to the pro-bowl starting, each player will post, for example, their Tik Tok, and whoever can garner the most views by the end of the pro-bowl will be crowned the prom queen/king of the pro-bowl, and deemed most popular ISFLer. Does this seem divisive? Meant to stir the pot at all? Because it should. That's the whole point baby, the new pro-bowl is meant to build feuds, get people angry. That's where the next "skill" comes in, roast battles. People focus so much on the bodies of famous athletes when their mouths are just as powerful as their biceps in the real world. To create more exciting cross conference rivalries, each team will come up with roasts, and have it televised live to homes everywhere. It could be a diss track, a haiku, who cares. Excitement! That is what the league needs. Personally, I believe the NSFC would win easily. They have easy pickings, Ben Slothlisberger, for any roast battle, and his Tik Tok skills are well below par. Either way, these new skills being introduced would be a massive boon to the popularity of the league with the young crowds of tomorrow.
Affiliation + 22 + 25 should equal to 7.5 TPE (rounded up to 8, I presume)
