(S26) - PT 1 - Keep the Change You Filthy Animal

[teddyoojo]

So, alot of things happened in the offseason for my player. The most important thing is, he got called up to the big leagues, joining the ranks of the Sarasota Sailfish, lead by gms frolf and sakrosankt, as a safety. of course during the process of getting called up to the isfl, utterstruzen improved alot, its basically like he trained in the fucking time chamber from dragon ball z or some shit.
showing off his improved skills in the big league, utterstruzen already had his first league interception in his very first rookie game in the ISFL. He also recorded 7 tackles and 2 Pass deflections, once more displaying his much improved set of skills.
To say about my team, well theyve obviously imrpoved a shitton over the offseason, mainly in calling utterstruzen up.
To talk a little bit about how this season will play out, all i can say while i havent been on the team this season, this season will definitely go even better for the sailfish, not only will we be making playoffs once again, but this time well also win a fucking game in the playoffs. Im especially hopeful due to the double disappointment from bondi beach and the sailfish both losing their first game of the playoffs.

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