(S26) - PT 1 - Keep the Change You Filthy Animal

[YoungTB]

So this offseason was pretty crazy for a young KB and I'll tell you why. Essentially, he saw the need to opt out of his contract in Baltimore and head on over to Honolulu, a team that could use him as a WR2. On the trip over there, he actually got into a car crash, no cap. But he's so rich that it barely affected him. He might have totalled his lambo on the way over but that is like pocket change to Mr. Korbin The GOAT Brown. So yeah anyways when he got to Honolulu, he was excited to meet all of his new teammates. But in all actuality, he doesn't give a DAMN about his teammates. He's there to make his money and to get his stats. That's what it's all about. He is trying to cement himself as the greatest of all time and you don't become the greatest of all time by sittin on the bench. So yeah, when he met his new quarterback, Luke Skywalker, he was like "ight so just throw the ball to me and I swear I will catch that thing. You're finna be like "fuck it, Korbin's out there somewhere"" So yeah that's his experience at Honolulu and he's excited to get to work.

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