(S26) - PT 2 - You Sit on a Throne of Lies

[OrbitingDeath]

So I was drafted by the Honolulu Hahalua, who came off an 8-8 season. As a former expansion team I just knew they had to be on their way up and things would be better next year. In fact, I even predicted them to make the playoffs this year. But before I was even called up, the team seemed to have been plummeted into a sinkhole. 0 wins 6 losses. That is far off from that 8-8 season they had last year. The worst thing is…. It’s not even on purpose, they actually are sim testing and they should win like 110% of the games in these tests. But the sim decides otherwise. It is like the simmer takes bribes for letting us lose. Which wouldn’t make much sense as I’m quite sure the simmer is on our actual team. He did sim himself a defensive touchdown though, so I do think we’re on to him. Luckily they are saving the wins for last year, so that Cobra Kai can become the saviour of the Hahalua!

And for the Birddogs? We are 3-0, who would have thought. It finally is time for the Birdpups to get what is theirs! All it took was to send Rev to the Otters, if only we knew last year it was that simple.

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