(S26) - PT 2 - You Sit on a Throne of Lies

[Big Edd]

This first week has been nothing short of a terrible start for Big Edd. Quite literally its been his worst ever start to a season in his career, including his year in the DSFL! He has a whopping 1 sack and 11 tackles through six games which is totally unacceptable. The two-time Defensive tackle of the year has always been putting up monstrous numbers, but this season marks an all-time low. It could even be argued that Edd is the Worst DT of the eyar at this point. Big Edd better hit the gym soon or he's gonna find himself sitting on the bench soon. Its kind of weird considering I actually started updating again, so I am going to blame this failure of a season entirely on the fact I updated. Last season also marked the first time in Edd's career that he missed the playoffs. That Honolulu team was straight poop, and we missed the darn playoffs. This season in Colorado has also gotten off to a rocky 3-3 start. Is this a sign? Is Big Edd a Big Unlucky Charm? Maybe. Could it be that the sim hates me because I'm so good looking? Probably., so Im going to go with that as the reason. Im a better-looking person than the sim. Ha, take that.