(S26) - PT 2 - You Sit on a Throne of Lies

[Ephenssta]

Let’s face the facts a little bit…a midtier earner at a low-stats position being called up after only one season in the DSFL doesn’t exactly suggest an explosive start for Redbeard McFredbeard, the first round pick for the Yeti last offseason. But that’s as far as the logic goes. This season is terrible. In the first weak I did nothing. I think I got one sack across three games? Less than 5 tackles averaged in each of them? If I’m not there to hit people and bust up plays, what am I even doing? But what makes all this even worse is that I’m hearing some rumors about upcoming changes to the league structure that may make things even worse for me. I’ve been told by  my coaching staff that going forwards, my job will be exclusively to get pancaked by o-lineman to free up gaps for other people to take all the glory. Time for the sizzling takes. Redbeard will be one of the least notable defensive tackles in league history on account of the impending sim engine swap. Aside from having a shot at DT specific awards, his career will be terrible and full of lackluster performances, with his sole purpose seemingly being to boost the pancake stats of the opposition’s offensive line. If that’s the case, may as well cement my reputation as an early-retirer and move on to the next position. Maybe I’ll create on the offensive side of the ball next time around…Time will tell I guess.

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