(S26) - PT 2 - You Sit on a Throne of Lies

[ReverendOReily]

Headlines coming out of Orange County today all seem to say indicate one thing: Richard Leaking, once a star linebacker for America's team, the Dallas Birddogs, has suddenly disappeared off the face of the earth without a trace. Although playing well enough to earn a nomination for both Linebacker of the Year and Defensive Player of the Year as well as a visit to Reykjavik for the league's pro bowl last season, Leaking struggled thus far in his debut to the big leagues, racking up only 8 tackles, a sack (I can't even pretend to be disappointed about this, hooray I got a sack!), and one measly pass deflection despite playing FIVE GAMES. As if that weren't bad enough, Leaking's teammates reported him missing late on Wednesday afternoon - reports are saying Leaking's teammate, star wide receiver and future MVP Garfield Despacito Jr. called the Missing Persons Hotline in absolute shambles, distraught over the disappearance of his beloved teammate. Leaking was most certainly on the flight home from New Orleans last week, per his teammates, and he was even spotted visiting the Mission San Juan Capistrano in Orange County on Monday morning, but he did not report for the team's 1 pm check-in for the game against the New York Silverbacks last night. As of Thursday morning, foul play has not yet been ruled out. Wherever Leaking is, he is sure to be cheering for his beloved Otters and Birdtweeters on their quests to win championships this season.