The runningbacks are stealing my touchdowns I swear it the dastardly runny men. The most recent Bondi Beach game was a great 28 to 13 win over Dallas and as a quarterback after a rough start to the season I had a much better game, I passed for 155 yards and had no turnovers but unfortunately no touchdowns. This was a conspiracy against me by the OC calling the plays and the running backs, I swear they must have bribed him, jealous of me sweeping the awards last season. We had 4 touchdowns but all were rushing, every time I got close to the end zone running play after running play was called and like a good soldier I carried out the orders and now my stats are suffering. I swear next game I am just going to start changing the plays in the huddle, screw the play caller, screw the greedily green eyed runningbacks, this is my show and if I had been throwing we would have had 10 touchdowns I swear. It is stuff like this that makes me think this will be my last season on this team, bigger things are calling Jackie Daytona, so time to arrange for Easton Cole to have a little accident and claim my rightful place winning all the awards in the ISFL.
WC 221
WC 221
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