(S26) - PT 2 - You Sit on a Throne of Lies

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The Kansas City Coyotes' 0-4 start, including two games where they were blown out by teams they were large favorites over, hasn't exactly done much to quiet all the hot takes - Peterson isn't the right QB for this time, Kendrick-Watts doesn't have the speed to succeed in the DSFL, Creed will fall apart when asked to be the lead back, we should have drafted more defensive players. And to be honest, some of them are fairly accurate: Peterson sucks lmap, and the young (read: full of bots) defense crumpled in a blowout loss to a Tijuana team playing a running back at the QB position (one which is normally quite difficult to succeed at in the little leagues, but made easy by Kansas City's porous defense). However, some of them could not have been more wrong - maybe Eleven Kendrick-Watts, who lead the league in receiving yards through weeks, is actually the greatest offensive player to grace a DSFL football field, or perhaps Xander Creed, who has already torn up the league in his first few games, will challenge Sam Torenson for the award of greatest RB of all time. Hey, Coyotes fans need something to look forward to while they support literally the worst DSFL squad of all time.