(S26) - PT 2 - You Sit on a Throne of Lies

[AdamS]

The season is coming along nicely for my player. I always knew seaosn 3 would be where I really started to shine anyway. But ho ho ho holy shit our defense is STRONK. The Director is putting together a masterpiece performance that should see actual DPOY consideration right now. And our D is fucking lethal. Sacks, ints, fumbles, PDs, scoring, all of it. And its not like we're doing it against scrubs. We don't have the luxury of facing an entire conference that cant find the endzone with two flashlights and a map. We've played against 3 of the top 4 offenses. The Medicinal Rangers own the trenches and the Legion of Doot controls the skies. Here's my hot take. The ASFC runs through Nola, unlike your COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY BIASED PT filler claims. We have the best defense in the league (and just wait til NEXT season) and our offense is also part of the team. 

Hey...everyone can see it....the offense is the lagging part of the team. But every week we get better. last season we almost didn't exist. This season we're hit and miss but we're starting to hit more and more frequently. And every hungry young player on our "oldest team in the league" is ready to step in or step up. Except Scorp. Hide your beers. Hide your dogs. Hide your delicious foods. Becuase we're comin'. And before you know it we're in your stadium in your face picking off your QB and you're just sitting there dooting yourself.