(S26) - PT 2 - You Sit on a Throne of Lies

[overdoo]

You know what? Season is already over. Don't just pencil us in for an undefeated season, get that ink out. The Portland Pythons are unstoppable. Who would even have a chance against us? We've had teams offer us players just so they can get the championship before leaving for the ISFL. But we in Portland love to play it fair, so we rejected all of those. Says something, doesn't it?

But what else, what do we have, 8 rookies from the last draft? Well, that is the top 8 of the ISFL Draft mocked up for you. All Portland, baby, no other option. Teams would be stupid to take someone that doesn't rep Portland at this point, the only problem is, who goes in what order? But you already know having 1st overall in the ISFL this next draft will get you a STEAL if you draft a Python. 

So now you want award predictions from me, huh? Well, take an award. What type of player is it for? Oh, Defensive Player of the Year? We have a few defensive players on our team, rookies even. I bet any of them would fit finely as a candidate for that award. Who am I kidding though, they wouldn't be a candidate, they would be a winner. Just like the Pythons have been so far this season.