Jay Cue gets to his multi million dollar home in the outskirts of Phoenix, after another great practice with his Arizona Outlaws teammates. Parks his car in the giant garage on the complex next to his car collection that would leave Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld crying with shame, says hello to his gardener that is attending to his prize winning flowers and notices a small package on the top of the steps.
"Alfred", he calls so that his butler comes down, "what is this over here? Did my new endorsement stuff arrive already? Seems a bit small for a care package."
"Do not know sir, i was busy informing the servants for the weekly meal menus, but nobody rang the doorbell, that much i can tell you."
So Cue approaches the package, and reads the label - "From the International Simulation Football League - Head Office, To Jay Cue"
Well, this is strange... And opens up the package. Inside, a small piece of thick paper, handwritten, cursive, well drawn letters...
"To Jay Cue, Arizona Outlaws legend: This coupon is good for an Ultimus Win and a Most Valuable Player Award. To be redeemed January 10th after 10PM Eastern Standard Time"
Cue turns the paper over and in small letters reads: "Coupon expires June 2020".
Crap.
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"Alfred", he calls so that his butler comes down, "what is this over here? Did my new endorsement stuff arrive already? Seems a bit small for a care package."
"Do not know sir, i was busy informing the servants for the weekly meal menus, but nobody rang the doorbell, that much i can tell you."
So Cue approaches the package, and reads the label - "From the International Simulation Football League - Head Office, To Jay Cue"
Well, this is strange... And opens up the package. Inside, a small piece of thick paper, handwritten, cursive, well drawn letters...
"To Jay Cue, Arizona Outlaws legend: This coupon is good for an Ultimus Win and a Most Valuable Player Award. To be redeemed January 10th after 10PM Eastern Standard Time"
Cue turns the paper over and in small letters reads: "Coupon expires June 2020".
Crap.
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