When the front office clerk at SKY55 Apartments in Chicago brings out a suspiciously disc-shaped package to Juan Domine, he knows immediately who is responsible. Albert Ruschmann, a former London Royals teammate and now flourishing DE for the Colorado Yeti, is a renowned pizza fanatic. In fact, his love of pizza is surpassed only by his love of generosity. After taking the elevator back to his room and ripping open one side of the package, Domine notices something is amiss as a note falls from the inside of the gift. The now-revealed edge of the 'pizza' is metal and glass! Domine looks over the packaging again and sees the word Fragile. Oops. Domine retrieves the note from the floor.
Because we only get to see each other once a season (if we're lucky), I thought you might need a reminder of who the greatest player in the league is.
P.S. Thanks for the win in Week 9. -Dick
Dick, also known as Richard Leaking, is a friend and fellow linebacker in the league. After battling against Domine in the London-Dallas showdowns that were top billing in the DSFL, Leaking was selected by Orange County in the prior season's draft. Domine more daintily unwraps the rest of the package and holds it out in front of himself. 'A mirror', he says to his reflection.
Because we only get to see each other once a season (if we're lucky), I thought you might need a reminder of who the greatest player in the league is.
P.S. Thanks for the win in Week 9. -Dick
Dick, also known as Richard Leaking, is a friend and fellow linebacker in the league. After battling against Domine in the London-Dallas showdowns that were top billing in the DSFL, Leaking was selected by Orange County in the prior season's draft. Domine more daintily unwraps the rest of the package and holds it out in front of himself. 'A mirror', he says to his reflection.
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