Darren Pama took one look at the package and almost instantly knew what it was. After all, when it says "Return to Sender" in big letters then you know exactly what is inside. Pama looked at the package, yes, that was what he sent. Sent to the house of...Tayshawn Crunk. The note attached read "We solved our problem, now you solve yours." Pama checked, it was what he had sent to the defensive players on his team two months ago: A short instruction manual on how to stop long third down conversions. Step one: Tackle them in front of the yellow line. The team had been much better about that during this 3 game win streak. But what was the now you solve yours part about, exactly? Pama opened up the package and then grimaced. There was the instruction book, along with another book...how to complete third down conversions. He opened up the pamphlet, which read "Do not get tackled in front of the yellow line". Pama rolled his eyes, but turnabout was certainly fair play, and he made sure to forward the new pamphlet to Thorbjornsson, Raimon, Passmann, and Cue. Hopefully they could do a better job at converting third downs in the future.
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