Killian Chambers was resting at home the week following Philadelphia’s huge win against Sarasota. He was lying on the couch watching season 5 of the show The Expanse, which came out in the ancient year of 2020. Just when things were starting to get interesting, a knock at his door interrupted him. Who could possibly be at my door at this hour? Chambers thought. He opened the door, but no one was there. All he could see was a brown box sitting at his doorstep. The box was covered in duct tape and looked hastily packaged. Chambers examined the box and saw that “Merry Christmas, enjoy this special gift” was written on the box in sharpie. Before opening the box, Chambers also noticed the return address was in the city of Sarasota. That’s weird, thought Chambers, maybe someone wanted to do a jersey swap and forgot to ask? They should’ve just dm’d me on twitter…
Chambers opened the box and was hit by a horrible smell. He had to hold his nose as he stared at the contents inside the box. Inside of the box was a pile of fake, novelty poop. As fake as it looked, it sure smelled like the real thing. Chambers has no idea who sent him this “gift”, it could be from anyone.
Chambers opened the box and was hit by a horrible smell. He had to hold his nose as he stared at the contents inside the box. Inside of the box was a pile of fake, novelty poop. As fake as it looked, it sure smelled like the real thing. Chambers has no idea who sent him this “gift”, it could be from anyone.
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