(S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley!

[zeagle1]

Chuck got a package? Chuck got a package! Never being a very patient person, Chuck immediately rips open the box to find some... beef jerky! Beef Jerky is Chuck's favorite food, who could know Chuck so well? He reads the note and sees that it's a gift from Zayn, the most offensive man on twitter. Naturally, as Zayn used to be a bird dog, he hunted it and processed it himself. 
This gift is extremely thoughtful and Chuck appreciates it for all of a few seconds before immediately devouring it! Chuck needs lean protein in order to get bigger, faster, and stronger. While this beef jerky might not give Chuck any TPE, it sure tastes like it does! Even though Chuck is already at the strength and speed caps for his position, the beef jerky made Chuck feel like he just invest another couple hundred TPE into those attributes! This was actually a cunning plan by Zayn and the entire Silverbacks organization, as Chuck ate all the beef jerky and actually got fatter, lowering his speed and strength by a couple hundred TPE. 
Regardless of attributes, Chuck is very thankful for the gift and writes Zayn a nice thank you card, which he proceeds to forget to mail to Zayn and instead tells him how grateful he is after the next Arizona vs New York Game.