It was a brisk,winter morning when Joliet Christ Jr. went to his Dallas apartment's front door after a swift knock. There was no one at the door but upon looking down, a box can be seen. Not a big box, one that would likely fit in the regular mail box but it was delivered to the door, by UPS or FedEx, the van was unmarked!
Upon opening the box, Christ Jr. chuckles as he sees exactly what is in the package marked especially for him. What was in the box? Let's detail it!
Inside the package:
1 Copy of new eye insurance coverage for the Dallas Birddogs and some insurance cards marked especially for the young QB.
1 pair of reading glasses with a sticky note on them that reads, "For the playbook and the tablet to watch the previous plays. Or just for READING a defense."
1 box of lens wipes for glasses
1 pair of color blind fixing glasses with a sticky note that reads, "in case that the reason you throw to the other team is that you can't tell the jerseys apart!"
And also a card that reads, "NO MORE PICKS! With love, @Kyamprac "
The Dallas GM likes to have a lot of fun with Christ who is on a bad stretch I'm protecting the ball!
Upon opening the box, Christ Jr. chuckles as he sees exactly what is in the package marked especially for him. What was in the box? Let's detail it!
Inside the package:
1 Copy of new eye insurance coverage for the Dallas Birddogs and some insurance cards marked especially for the young QB.
1 pair of reading glasses with a sticky note on them that reads, "For the playbook and the tablet to watch the previous plays. Or just for READING a defense."
1 box of lens wipes for glasses
1 pair of color blind fixing glasses with a sticky note that reads, "in case that the reason you throw to the other team is that you can't tell the jerseys apart!"
And also a card that reads, "NO MORE PICKS! With love, @Kyamprac "
The Dallas GM likes to have a lot of fun with Christ who is on a bad stretch I'm protecting the ball!
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Former players:
QB Joliet Christ Jr. (HON/BER) (1x Ultimus Champ)
WR Deondre Thomas-Fox (SJS) (2x Ultimus Champ)
QB Joliet L. Christ (SJS) (Hall of Fame) (1x Ultimus Champ)
